In which we — ie: all of us take turns; not the royal we as in me — get the whole thing typed up in the comments. But I’ll get us started with
frivolous better known part:
When in the Course of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle then, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes* which impel them to the Separation.
(* the important part)