Biden’s Dogs Deported

So there was some sort of incident wherein one of Biden’s German Shepherds, “Major”, bit a “White House Security” staffer, presumably US Secret Service.

Since details are scant, I propose two potential explanations.  First, perhaps the dog is at fault.  Dogs raised by unstable people are themselves unstable.  Imagine Biden’s dog trying to make sense of Biden’s bizarre behavior.  So perhaps the dog is an unstable menace.  Second, perhaps the dog is well-trained, and saw the USSS agent as a threat.  Why?  Well, if Biden had an outburst and began behaving in a way in which h were a threat to himself, USSS might intervene.  Even without defense training, a loyal dog might have thought that an attempt to restrain Biden was an attack.

There are numerous less exciting possibilities — I offer the two above for consideration.  At any rate, I’m sure we’ll be propagandized about it shortly.  At last report, the dogs have been sent to one of Biden’s million-dollar mansions.

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  1. Gavin Longmuir

    At least this news gets reported. When Biden* in his senility bites one of the Secret Service agents — perhaps one of the ones with long hair? — it certainly won’t be noted in the pages of the New York Times.

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  2. German Shepards are awesome dogs, but that is because they are incredibly loyal and protective of their owners. I think the dogs became a problem to the people surrounding ole Joe, because he is erratic. If he is all over the place when the cameras are rolling and they shot him up with whatever they need to get him to seem somewhat coherent imagine what he is like when the cameras are off.

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  3. North Korean media pre-covers up the story:
    https://youtu.be/Z4wV_jAEYSE
    https://youtu.be/qNfWOmJ95Bo

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  4. With the dogs gone, who’s running the White House?

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