Betting on Biden*

Life is dull thanks to the Lock Downs our Betters have imposed on us.  To pass the time, why not set up a betting pool on how the Senile Sniffer’s term in office as the first non-elected US president will come to an end?  No money, of course — only the respect of one’s peers for predicting accurately.

First, we would need to sketch out a range of possible exit scenarios from which we could select.  Here is a first stab:

A. Beijing Biden ends his current term by running for a second term, which he wins handily with 100 Million “votes”.

B. Nature takes its course, and Xiden unexpectedly passes away from natural causes, conveniently shortly before the 2022 Midterm elections.  The grief-stricken American people react to this tragedy by “electing” only Democrats to the House & Senate.

C. Biden* dies when his Marine One helicopter crashes unexpectedly on the White House lawn.  NYT dismisses reports of a bullet-like entry wound in his skull as “old news”.

D. Nominal VP Harris* dies along with supposed President Biden* when his helicopter unexpectedly crashes on top of her as she awaits his arrival on the White House lawn.  President Pelosi graciously releases the American people from Covid Lock Downs for one day to take part in mass demonstrations of grief at the funerals.

E. Biden* resigns the Presidency to spend more time with his dogs in Delaware.  An unknown number of people watch Oprah’s televised prime time interview with the dogs on CNN (China News Network).

F. Democrats try to remove Biden* from office via the 25th Amendment.  Biden resists by mobilizing the military to arrest every Senator and Congresscritter and confine them at Guantanamo Bay.  Americans explode with joy and President Biden becomes the most popular President the US has ever had, winning massive bi-partisan support from the population and total forgiveness over the irregularities in his “election”.

G. China’s Ambassador thanks Beijing Biden for his service, and announces that he can continue to live in the White House basement but no longer needs to bother with all those pesky press conferences.  The Ambassador advises that, in future, Congress will be required to meet only once per year, shortly after the end of now-official US Lunar New Year celebrations, to endorse the directions which President Xi will henceforth send.

These are the obvious exit routes for the Plagiarizing President.  But there must be more potential options for the betting pool.  Suggestions?

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  1. Mid-November of this year a naked Joe Biden leaps out of the shower and, without toweling off, runs into the hallway toward, “Mrs. Swan”, the name he uses for the White House goose, to pull its tail, and slides on the freshly waxed floor, hitting his head.

    When he awakes in bed, he finds Vice President Harris is hovering over him, and he is claims that his spirit has changed bodies with the goose. Harris, after cackling uncontrollably for a minute, explains that though the framers of the Constitution did not explicitly prohibit geese from occupying the office of the presidency, Mrs. Swan was actually hatched in Canada, and, thus being a foreign born goose, Joe can no longer be president.

    Joe is crestfallen, but resigned to his fate, and within a week Punxsutawney Phil is sworn in as the first rodent-American Vice President of the United States.

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  2. I think they’ll prop Joe up for 4 years so that Kamala gets a full 8. Call me a pessimist.

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  3. Under Section 1 of the 22nd Amendment, he only has to serve 2 full years for Harris to then get two full terms of her own.

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  4. ctlaw, that is not good news.

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  5. Enjoyed the spoof of Xiden’s shot at remaining around for a few more weeks, months or years.
    But like squidlet, I’m dismayed at ctlaw’s report on how Harris could “serve” the nation for ten years.

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  6. Gavin Longmuir

    Why only 10 years for Madame Harris? Standard practice on the Left is to accuse some innocent party of the very crime they themselves are committing or planning to commit. Remember all those Lefties getting concerned that President Trump would not leave the White House even if he “lost” the “election”?

    On the other hand, we all notice the analogy between the current Democrat gerontocracy and the Soviet gerontocracy of the declining years of the USSR. If history is a guide, our domestic gerontocrats will be swept aside soon enough. Whether we like who/what sweeps them aside? — that remains to be seen.

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